strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

bazillion

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.

I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20

by mchannah February 7, 2009

Brazilliant

A simple but sensational blend of two words (Brazil and Brilliant), used to express extreme delight without using tired words like awesome, cool, excellent, and sweet. It also incorporates one of the worlds most exotic nationalities causing you to think of beautiful women, sunny beaches and world class soccer. As an added bonus it's fun to say.

Surfer Dude #1: Man check out that babe! Is she hot or what?!
Surfer Dude #2: Brazilliant Dude! 100% Brazilliant!

by Flatkins April 28, 2009

Brazillian Beatdown

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.

The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.

by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003

bijillion

A very huge number, bigger than a million, a billion and the two multiplied together.

The white house cost a bijillion dollars to buy.

by Quantum_Moose May 12, 2006

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021