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Bailey's Milked Coffee 

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

George Bailey's Finial 

A small household project hauntingly unfinished for years, even decades. As with the problematic stairway finial in the Bailey household depicted in the film, It’s a Wonderful Life.
Clearly, his George Bailey's Finial, Dan should have cleaned out and organized that garage years ago.

Let's bail 

"this party sucks. Let's bail...."
Let's bail by Big Ted April 6, 2006

bailey steps 

The distance one travels out of their driveway at the rate of less than 3 Feet, signifying that the person is short.
The treasure map says take 300 bailey steps inside the giant sandlot at the park!
bailey steps by Tennisisawesome August 28, 2010

Bailey Sarian 

Friend 1: "hey have you watched Bailey Sarian on YouTube?"
Friend 2: "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Bailey Sarian by Frerardislife September 20, 2021

Bailey Smith 

Bailey Smith is a woman that has all the qualities that a man would ever want in his life. She is clearly beautiful beyond description and humble enough to never acknowledge it. Bailey Smith is intelligent and puts a lot of effort into her schoolwork. Her passion to help others to understand and grow their own knowledge. Laughing and strange screaming chirps are the main form of communication between Bailey Smith and her peers. Bailey Smith has and is known as "The most chill girl ever". She looks for ways to love everyone and avoids judging so that she can counsel them in their lives wherever she can help. Bailey Smith is a prankster and prefers to stalk her pray in their rooms to make them jump and scream. Bailey Smith has a smile that is contagious and impossible to cure and chocolate eyes will fill you with joy and take away your words. If you ever come in contact with Bailey Smith, be very cautious, because she will steal your heart.

Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.
Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out

Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Bailey Smith by Car Of Secrecy October 26, 2019