Bagsy

Original definition:

Bagsy - the ability to claim that something is so unequivocally.

*this is an elaboration to previous rules and regulations sent out by the bagsy committee.

Bagsy - a registered trademark of the Bagsy Association would like to remind its followers of several rules:

1. Bagsy is applicable globally
2. While the Bagsy Overlord resides in Scotland and Ireland, he does travel to many locations to make sure that the bagsy heritage is being preserved
3. You can bagsy that another bagsy user doesn't have valid bagsies, however this type of "blocking" bagsy is only valid for the maximum of a year (for the few who inquired, it is also valid for a minimum of an evening)
4. Once a year has passed from a "blocking bagsy" bagsy, all bagsies by the blocked are valid again
5. Bagsy interacts with other claiming laws, such as "shot" (U.S. usage) and "touching red" (commonly used in Israel) however "bagsy" is dominant and any bagsy stated will overpower other claiming statements and local laws.

Should you have any questions please contact us - and we will be in contact with you.
"I bagsy your bagsies don't count Andy".

"Oh, I guess I'll just have to wait till tomorrow to prove that I'm right"
by Bagsy Commissioner October 05, 2011
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bagsy

1,to claim something you want
2,to not do a job that you dont want to do
3,various words and actions have been added so if you are last to say bagsy then you can make up something and everyone else has to do it or do the bad job or not get the good thing but this can go on for ever and can cause fights
1,"bagsy i get to go in the front of the car"
2,"bagsy im not goal keeper"
3, "turn around touch the ground hop and bounce touch blue pull a face bagsy not goal keeper"
by baldwin tunip hop February 08, 2007
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bagsy tax black magic

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".
Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"
by MistaGobo March 21, 2022
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Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023
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