"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
Get the Dumber Than a Bag of Hammersmug. "Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b April 6, 2006
Get the Two bags of hammered dog shitmug. to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
by ACII August 1, 2010
Get the Speed Bag Hammersmug. Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Get the bag of hammered assholesmug. Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
Get the bag of hammersmug. by Brentroxum February 1, 2024
Get the Clear bag of hammered shitmug.