Baudelaire

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When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.

"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."

by poshwanker September 9, 2011

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Baudelaire

A hot chick who wears pretty mascara

“Wow would you look at Baudelaire”

“She’s so gorgeous I love her mascara”

by Baudelaire July 21, 2021

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badaire

The hottest girlfriend in the entire world. She always smells so good and is so sweet to everyone she meets. Usually she is good at whatever she does, including sports.

I love badaire, she is the best girlfriend in the entire world!

by Anonymous124! November 6, 2023

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vlone baudelaire

one of the hottest people on the social media app called tiktok bro istg he is so hot and he listens to Giveon like omg you need a man like vlone baudelaire

girl 1:hey who is that fine looking man over there

girl 2: oh that’s my bf vlone baudelaire

by vlone.baudelaire September 5, 2021

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Beatrice Baudelaire

Mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

Married to Bertrand Baudelaire. (Deceased)

Once engaged to Lemony Snicket.

Perished in a terrible fire, destroying the Baudelaire Mansion, and making her children orphans.

Part of the Volunteer Fire Department.

Beatrice Baudelaire;

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

by yes.im.nicholas May 4, 2024

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