bad news bear

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.

You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Bad News Bear

Slang term for "bad news", or not going to work out

Derived from an old movie called "Bad News Bear".

Alice stopped taking medication, that is bad news bear.

by Mike & Suvi September 12, 2004

Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears is NOT a side project but, an adorable, cute, and delectable mix of powerpop, synth, happy gloriousness. For fans of: hellogoodbye, cute is what we aim for the rocket summer, motion city soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, people who love to dance, and hanson....well, mostly hanson.

Bad News Bears also features Mike Sacchetti as its frontman. By far some of the greatest music ever composed.

"Bad News Bears fucking sucks."

"God damn, look at that Msacc with that Moog synth."

"Shake your stuff baby, don't ever let it die."

by TheMister April 23, 2006

Bad News Bears

to bear the knoledge of bad news, carry the informatiion of bad incodent

"Did you see where my ball went" , yes its bad news bears

by BGB September 10, 2003

Bad News Bears

A stupid-ass expression of disgust and revulsion towards a certain subject of conversation.

Joe: My boyfriend won't let me get all up in that badunkadunk!
Jack: Ohhhh jeez man, bad news bears!!

by Ellitwat August 25, 2005

Bad News Bears

(noun) A person who is not very nice, does mean things, and thinks they're better than everyone else. They are not the most warm people to be around. They judge others without getting to know them. They are either insecure and take their frustration out on others or just get
pleasure from being mean. This is the nicer word to call people like this.

"That person is such a Bad News Bears."

"Girl 1: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend is talking to so many girls! They're such whores!"

"Girl 2: Stop being a Bad News Bears, they're probably just friends."

by blobfishlover5 April 15, 2013

hella bad news bears

A combination of the terms hella and bad news bears, defining something that is extremely bad, so much so that neither term on its own will completely encompass the magnitude of the situation

Wow, you got pulled over by the cops while you were drunk, and had weed in the car? That's hella bad news bears.

by the philanthropic arsonist February 28, 2009