baby seal 

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

baby seal by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Baby Seal 

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

Baby Seal by That One Joe August 28, 2011

Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing

"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."

Baby seal by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025

Baby Seal Argument 

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.

" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."

Baby Seal Argument by mother superiour October 25, 2005

baby seal clubber 

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

baby seal clubber by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

baby seal in french by dietrash May 24, 2021

Baby seal treatment 

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

Baby seal treatment by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016