Baby hair 

Not a real thing

Jordyn thinks she has baby hair

Baby hair by Don’t ask? May 1, 2019

baby momma haircut 

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

baby momma haircut by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

pussy baby ball hair 

YouTuber Quackity in a talent show sees this user

“Your a PBH looking bitch”
“what?”
“pussy baby ball hair”

pussy baby ball hair by DreadMonkey April 20, 2022

baby face with the parted hair 

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

baby face with the parted hair by Bordem queen May 26, 2016