Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS)

A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.

Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!

by Hamsanitizer September 22, 2019

Pass the boof

A derogatory term often seen as contreversial, to pass the marijuana to a fellow gangmember or friend.

"aye yo Frank, im tryna get this bread member, pass the boof"

by ayo frank!!! September 25, 2018

Boof Strider

Someone who strides to boof random objects at any given moment. A Boof Strider can usually be identified quickly by the bulges you may see in the back of his or her pants or when random objects are found missing and later recovered with a rancid stench.

Man I wish Scott wasn't such a Boof Strider, I really liked that guitar!

by BoofDrondulus April 19, 2010

boof assist

When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.

Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.

by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018

Gutter Boof

The worst weed you'll ever smoke, that was probably stored in a gutter by the local crackhead and randomly found and smoked. Gutter Boof is always brown and improperly trimmed and tastes like ash. Gutter Boof is 10 times more trash than the absolute worst reggie you can find.

Term was started by @fgj_private

"Ay John can i get an eighth?"

"Sure no problem that'll be $35."

"Ok homie, it just better not be Gutter Boof."

"Nah never."

by Kénji Lescara August 15, 2019

Boof as fuck

I don’t know what it means but, it sounds whack as hell.......wait a minute........that’s what it means!

Guy 1:Did you hear that Snoop Dogg turned down a blunt?
Guy 2: That shit is Boof as fuck!

by The Angry Starfish October 27, 2020

boof effect

when the previously dismissed or unrecognized female best friend in a movie becomes the object of the protagonist's affection, usually replacing the more conventionally attractive female character.

See, Teen Wolf: Boof, for boof effect

by eb226 August 17, 2011