arrange the bamboo

When a woman is so amazing,so attractive,so complete,she makes you hard, you need to "adjust" yourself before you could possibly talk to her.

She was so amazing,when she smiled at me,I needed to turn away and "arrange the bamboo" before I could approach her.

by wiseowl... January 11, 2010

blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.

Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !

by reggaeblonde October 21, 2012

Arranged from Nothing

A common native Hebrew complementary phrase (in Hebrew: Histadarta Me'klum) which is said to a person that had aquired an object in an unordinary and bizzar (but usually not illegal) method (such as an awsome gift, herritage, something found on the pavement, a job...).

Another possible appropriate situation could be when the person had strangely got out of troubles, again in a very bizzar way.

Other somewhat equivalent phrases:
Earned (Hervachta)
Arrranged (short for Arranged from Nothing)
Organized (or Organized from nothing... Same meaning in hebrew)

1. Upon receiving an awsome gift:
a: "Dude, my parents gave me a Porche to my 18th birthday!!"
b: "Wow! Arranged from nothing!"

2. Upon inheriting an item:
a: "Man, my grandparents died and I got the cool Villa downtown!"
b: "No Way... Arranged from nothing!"

3. Upon finding something in the street:
a: "I was walking down the street and I found a DVD player, right there in the middle of nowhere!!!"
b: "Yo, arranged from nothing!"

4. Upon getting out of trouble:
a: "The highway patrol where right on my tail and they suddenly had a flat tire so they never caught me!!"
b: "Heh... Arranged from nothing!"

by Dubi Zubi January 8, 2009

edible arrangement

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.

Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!

by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011

arange

pronounced "ah-ringe"
a really annoying way to say "orange" often used by older people or people with a weird accent

old person: arange is my favorite color.
other person: WTF?

by mrcoolz March 29, 2007

Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD)

when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.

she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!

by John Shin March 10, 2005

Arrangements

Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.

e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.

by dshep February 16, 2010