The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.
Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
by joebiden.png June 22, 2016
Get the Awful Wafflemug. When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.
by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003
Get the Awful wafflemug. None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009
Get the Awful Wafflemug. by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009
Get the Awful Wafflemug. A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
by anonymous June 18, 2023
Get the Awful Wafflemug. A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
by anonymous June 18, 2023
Get the Awful Wafflemug. The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
Get the Awful Wafflemug.