Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Marchen Awakens Romance 

Aka M.A.R is basicly a popular anime about a boy named Kosi Ginta who is a junior high school student that wants to live in a world where his fantasy is a reality, One day, a mysterious door appears in his classroom. This door leads to another world, “Mar Heaven”, the place he longed to be in. It has everything he dreamed a fairy tale world would have, such as witches and werewolves. There, he finds an item called ÄRM. It’s a special device that was created by magic and gives its user a special ability.

Marchen Awakens Romance airs on toonami jetstream. look it up, "that's awsome".

Marchen Awakens Romance by oliverflash September 22, 2006

the force awakens

a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so

Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank

the force awakens by Hans Macgrueber May 2, 2016

star wars: the force awakens 

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.

Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens

star wars: the force awakens by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020

Chaos Awakens 

An Awesome mod made for 1.16.5 on a private website, a revamp of OreSpawn, and the Chaos Awakens modpack.

Chaos Awakens is an awesome mod.

Chaos Awakens by MrRandomUser July 8, 2021

shake awake 

A sudden, violent awakening that occurs when one realizes that he or she has dozed off in public; usually, the venue is a lecture hall. The awakening is rarely soft and is frequently punctuated by a strong shake, wherein the victim will spasm limbs and then pretend as though he or she had been awake the entire time. For a few seconds afterward, the victim will have a hard time thinking clearly and will usually curse the recent violent awakening.

I fell asleep during Microelectronics. In my sleep, I remembered that my binder was precariously balanced on the edge of my desk and the one adjacent. I had the biggest shake awake ever when, in a torrent of irrational dream-thought, I determined that I had to save it from falling, even though there was no chance of that happening.

shake awake by Muftobration February 27, 2009

Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

Sexually awake by Petey Mik April 11, 2008