autextic

autextic adj. and n. \ȯ tekst-ik\ a disorder that is characterized by awkward text conversations which impair the development of normal social relationships.

i just had the strangest text conversation, i believe that she is autextic.

by cruzer_415 October 15, 2012

authentic

Being all real and not about tha fake stuff.

Wearing your real hair, nails, and breast is keeping it authentic.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

anustentialism

anustentialism:

1.) noun. an existential philosophy from an anal point of view.

1.) I was thinking about life the other day and realized, not only am I an existentialist, I'm a follower of anustentialism as well.

2.)YOU snuck up on me earlier, you anustential rascal.

3.)I think you like being snuck up on anustentially.

4.)Woman! I'm going to riley you anustentially.

by Helga the Wise March 4, 2010

austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

authenticante

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet

Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.

by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006