authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

ashord

Meaning a long lasting love that involves lots of eye contact

OMG! we just had an ashord moment

by vi16 June 25, 2022

respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

by Dev December 9, 2003

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions (such as one's own). Now accessible not only by clicking on an author's name at the end of his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the definition search bar found in the top-right corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn.

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions, such as one's own. Now accessible not only by clicking on the hyperlink of one's UD authorial name following his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the search bar found in the upper right-hand corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn. . . or, click on my little grey underlined name found directly below this definition (immediately succeeding ‘Source: ’ and preceeding ‘, Wyoming, OHio {Queen City}, Sept 19, 2005’; inbetween the two).

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

authoritah

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

by bob236892 December 11, 2018