by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022

by Kikidouluvme October 16, 2019

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”
by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022

by RobertHzjxystiejd August 4, 2021

if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.
by suckmytoesloser November 3, 2019

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th
Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor
Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”
Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor
Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”
Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
by Julie davidson October 16, 2019
