August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*
by erzywerzy September 24, 2021

Boy:I want you to know that I love you
Girl:aw I love you too why are you saying this?
Boy:it's August 22
Girl:aw I love you too why are you saying this?
Boy:it's August 22
by Jess loud August 20, 2021

August 22 is national dracotok day. We celebrate the magical world of harry potter. you will often find many edits of draco malfoy this day.
person 1: “I can’t wait for august 22!”
person 2: “i know, me as well i can’t wait to see all the cool edits!”
person 2: “i know, me as well i can’t wait to see all the cool edits!”
by loonyloopylupin August 21, 2021

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

BOO:OMG ISNT YOUR birthday on August 22?
Rawr:yeah why?
BOO:hahahahaha you where born to be a vsco girl hahahahha
Rawr:yeah why?
BOO:hahahahaha you where born to be a vsco girl hahahahha
by Gaymeswithjames October 19, 2019

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital
Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president
Barack: NO I AM
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital
Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president
Barack: NO I AM
by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019
