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autumn and madison make the cutest couple

autumn + madison = audison

they will make the cutest babies in thew future
autumn+madison= audison
by ath March 29, 2013
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Audism

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Discrimination, prejudice, bias and other negative manifestations toward the deaf.
If you were suddenly to become D/deaf overnight, you would experience audism and would be treated differently in so many ways... especially in career fields (e.g. On March 2, 2006, a federal jury found in favor of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) in its employment discrimination lawsuit against Federal Express Corporation (FedEx) for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. EEOC had charged FedEx with failing to provide a reasonable accommodation to Ronald Lockhart, a deaf employee who worked as a package handler at the company's Baltimore Ramp. The suit charged Federal Express with violating the ADA when it failed to provide reasonable accommodations to Lockhart in the form of American Sign Language interpreters, despite his repeated requests. The jury found FedEx liable for punitive damages in the amount of $100,000 for its knowing failure to accommodate Lockhart as well as compensatory damages of $8,000 for the loss of the accommodation itself. In January 2008, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit affirmed the jury’s award.)
by EF November 3, 2012
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audish

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Jack Black's version of the word audition used to shorten speaking time and sound super cool and hip. See also condish.
"Nailed the audish."
by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004
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audisho

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a person who jumps onto the bandwagon of a team that his favourite player (eg. Ronaldo) is transferred or signed to. Even if the team is not doing well, the person can still be referred to as an "audisho". Although it is important to be kind and understanding to audisho's that you know because they are very fragile and if you tease them, they could preform an audisho-like move and switch teams again! be careful.
YOUR AN AUDISHO!!
by ezrakoenig July 22, 2010
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audistic

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To listen to the same song again and again and again...
Me: I listen to Gregory Porter's 'Be good' at least once a day.
You: That's pretty audistic.
Me: Yup.
by x0ad August 27, 2016
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audism

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the descrimination of the hard-of-hearing
Instead of color descrimination prevalent in schools, audism has become an increasing problem.
by Dackmilliken February 20, 2004
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Audism

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Making an odd sound or noise with ones mouth while telling a story. Purpose is the addition of a sound effect to enhance a point of movement, impact, or context.
Aaron
"How did you get that knot on your head?"

Paul
"A damn squirrel in the tree grabbed a pine cone and *fwooped* it at me. It *fonked* me on the head."

*Audisms*
by Ace1339 March 4, 2010
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