Astudillo

Astudillo is mostly a last name. Astudillo means loving, kind, funny but also dangerous and gives a lot of fear. Astudillo is a rich last name. Astudillos are mostly rich and have a lot of money. Astudillo never like to talk about their money and never like to bragg. They mostly like to think about other people and will never to talk about them. They also like to give back and would always help a person in need. Astudillo can also be very dangerous that's why they will never talk to people about their family and never liked to be used.

Never mess with an Astudillo because they will come for you be their REALLY nice

by Gagaggagaggsfegscsjsjydvdjdudv March 28, 2019

astudry

A code word between best friends to describe a soft (adorable) male

I swear Luke is so astudry

by ConfettiLive June 1, 2019

Alturdative

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010

Asturbate

To masturbate in your head without ever touching yourself.

Friend-do you masturbate?
You-Nah man, I asturbate because it's a sin to touch yourself.
Friend- Wow, you're a loser

by Mt_2013 April 10, 2015

alturd

a greasy, sweaty shit, usually clay texture or a soft dough

yesterday i took an alturd that stuck to the toilet while i flushed it

by Mpatrick87 October 27, 2007

Asturflute

n: A term defining two heterosexual males that have reached such a high level of friendship that both parties have admitted that, in due time, they will take part in fully consentual sexual intercourse; pawned by 'The Levels of Friendship Between Two Heterosexual Males'.

How good of friends are they?
Oh them?! Asturflutes.
Geet.

Do you understand that you just admitted to us having sex?!
We're Asturflutes!

by Geoffrey Leavitt April 9, 2008

asturias

The best "comunidad autonoma" in Spain

Spanish guy: "me voy a asturias a comer cachopo chavales"

by martinfisherman January 31, 2018