Assturder

One who asses turds.

Stop being such an assturder.

by AV March 2, 2003

Nonbinary-assturtlelookingshitter

Means that you are calling them a non binary, turtle brained, shitass

Luke: Ha you little shit
Carl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU Nonbinary-assturtlelookingshitter

by g4heryhe October 16, 2023

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

assgurgler

An analinguist overcome by the wonders of intestinal mucus.

In occultic circles this is referred to as booty sweat, the pride of any self-respecting, self-lubricating anus.

Eating ass used to be a tidy affair, but this one partner produced so much intestinal mucus he called me the assgurgler.

by Omro January 27, 2020

aturtles

a silly twitch bioshock streamer often goes uwu and screams at the sight of a bee

this streamer aturtles is a bit daft

by danieeel147 September 15, 2020

Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

by Assturders May 4, 2025