assidocious

an audacious exhibition/display of one's ass.

1. Did you see Jennifer Lopez's dress at the Oscars? It was assidocious! (positive connotation)

2. Did you see the plumber's pants sagging while working under the sink? Assidociously gross!

by Be Parody December 18, 2008

assicorn

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007