constant asshole syndrome 

constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.

Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.

constant asshole syndrome by longmontbeans33 October 2, 2021

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) 

A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.

Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) by mangomanbunty December 9, 2021

Hot Asshole Syndrome 

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

Hot Asshole Syndrome by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Trump Asshole Syndrome 

A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.

This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.

Trump Asshole Syndrome by BATSupporter February 13, 2020

Hell's Asshole Syndrome 

Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome

-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week

Hell's Asshole Syndrome by A Man Who Takes Life Serious June 5, 2016

Burning Asshole Syndrome 

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

Burning Asshole Syndrome by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025