A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.
by BATSupporter February 13, 2020
Get the Trump Asshole Syndromemug. Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
Get the Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)mug. when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010
Get the Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)mug. -Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week
by A Man Who Takes Life Serious June 5, 2016
Get the Hell's Asshole Syndromemug. A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.
Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).
by mangomanbunty December 9, 2021
Get the Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS)mug. Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025
Get the Burning Asshole Syndromemug.