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asshoarder

ass⋅hoard⋅er as-hohrd-er
–noun Vulgar.

1. Slang.

An asshole who accumulates money, food, or the like for selfish reasons and at the expense of others.
"Who's the asshoarder that drank my last two beers?"
by PaulTheZombie February 10, 2010
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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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asshaberdashery

being an asshat; asshattery
Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.
by ntext.net August 23, 2006
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asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002
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Assbastard

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard
by Tyx2 November 20, 2007
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