Bony-eared ass fish

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

Assish

The act of being an asshole.

Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!

by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

Assfishing

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019

Assfight

When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)

A white woman with a big booty.
A black woman with some ass-status challanging her on a assfight.

by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010