Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

AssBeater420

AssBeater420 Is a urban legend of all time, he bypassed roblox name filter! how fricking cool is that!

Assbeater420 good

by bot_2125 November 7, 2020

Ass Assinator

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

by I throw craze October 2, 2003

assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

Assbrat

An assigned name for Sarah

One who uses foul language at innapropriate times

by Joel Greenbaum March 26, 2004

Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008