Assitude

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.

Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.

by Carbomb December 18, 2010

kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass

my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken

by krells June 2, 2008

Assitude

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.

Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."

by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026

high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.

"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."

by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026