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ass water 

The water left over in the bath when you get out
Sittin in your ass water dont make no sense
ass water by Pete G October 22, 2003

ass water 

the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.
hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!

Ass Water 

The sweat between your ass-cheek.
I collect my ass water.

(or)

Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’
Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(
Ass Water by imabotx December 14, 2020

Ass Water 

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool
"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

Ass Water 

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
Ass Water by Uncle father November 30, 2022

blue ass water 

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."