ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

ass goblin

Another name for ass herpes

owww my ass goblin is acting up again!

by an ass goblin July 29, 2008

ass goblin

see: mike pragnell

aaa! its mike!!

by nick May 19, 2004

ass goblin

someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.

damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!

"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 13, 2003

ass goblin

Some one who loves to eat ass

Nick S loves it when he gets to eat his moms ass for dinner. SO that would make him an assgoblin

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ass goblin

-a gay man who may be particularly naughty or sinister. Also known as a butt pirate.

Oh man, your little brother is such an ass goblin!

by Sargent92 January 11, 2008

Ass Goblin

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003