1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
by an ass goblin January 16, 2006
someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.
damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!
"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.
"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
Oh man, your little brother is such an ass goblin!
by Sargent92 December 30, 2007
noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003