ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Ass cheeks on ah white tee

Stank like your white tee after a lap dance at a ratchet strip club

Boi that shit stank like ass cheeks on ah white tee

by Narii July 1, 2024

Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

Spread dem ass cheeks

When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".

Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.

by Rigor_Mortis June 1, 2017

my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021