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Asian Girl Rule 

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.
Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*
Asian Girl Rule by Sangki Song June 18, 2011
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asian girl syndrome 

A diagnosis for a type of person who has exceedingly high standards set by her parents. These are the types of people that will usually cry over missing half a point on the test. A huge hint that someone may have asian girl syndrome is their lack of self-esteem, knowing how to play at least two instruments (most commonly violin and piano), and taking an outside sport like tennis or swimming.
Jing: "*Sigh* -- I only got 43 for my twelve minute swimming test."
Robert: "I hope you realize that you just beat the school record."
Jing: "*Starts crying*I-I'm... not g-g-gonna get sup-p-p-per today.."
Robert: "Please go to a doctor, you may have asian girl syndrome."

Asian Girl Day 

1st December

Celebrate it. Appreciate them. Love them. Care for them. Kiss them. Do a dance with them. Eat with them.
You are amazing

Why are u so nice?

It's asian girl day
Asian Girl Day by realmonke82 November 1, 2021

Asian Girl Trifecta 

The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.

These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!

Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.

Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
Asian Girl Trifecta by WalkingEagle December 22, 2019

Asian Girl Shaming 

(1) The use of bullying,criticism, humiliation, manipulation, social pressure, controlling and propaganda to prevent Asian females from dating white males
She was ''Asian Girl Shamed '' until she broke up with her white bf. The constant Asian girl Shaming is at epidemic proportions in some Asian communities
Asian Girl Shaming by Dave Lee October 2, 2016

Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”

Little Asian Girl Voice 

The volume at which most stereotypical asian girls speak, the volume where if anything else is going on you won't hear her. Not restricted to asian girls also used by shy people.
No one car hear Tom because he's using his little asian girl voice.