assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

by oddkin February 17, 2005

assquake

a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters

"damn you just made an assquake"

by Amanda is awesome May 2, 2008

arsecakerandom

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.

"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"

by scribe23 May 14, 2006