assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".

I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.

by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019

Arsepurgers Syndrome

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.

"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

by Shakinglikeafool August 3, 2007

arse burger

said when something doesn't go quite right

Oh arse burger!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

asburgers

Gabe brenneman

Gabe has asburgers

by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018

Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"

by secdouchebag July 20, 2011