Arse Biscuit 

Can be used either as an expletive when something is amiss, or, in response to someone else's complaining conversance to yourself instead of using the phrase "hard luck" or perhaps more accurately in this case, "tough sh*t".

Arse Biscuit by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003

arse biscuit 

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

arse biscuit by M December 9, 2004

Arse-Biscuit 

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

Arse-Biscuit by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse-Biscuit 

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

Arse-Biscuit by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse-biscuit 

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

Arse-biscuit by Trayfern August 29, 2013

Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.

Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.

Biscuit Arse by SuzyLL June 22, 2011

arse biscuits 

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

arse biscuits by jimbo jones June 18, 2004