arsebadgers

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

by spong May 2, 2003

arsebadger

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012