April 21st

-National drug test day
-National "Its just allergies" day

Boss: Allergy season really getting to you, huh?
You: Y-Yeah...
Boss: Do you mind taking a drug test?
You: Why?
Boss: Its April 21st, National drug test day.

by person who cant spell anonimis May 28, 2018

April 21st

April 21st is the day you break up with your significant other.

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: Why I love you please don’t
Boyfriend: I’m sorry it’s April 21st which is National Breakup Day

by Pooperman696969420 April 20, 2022

April 21st

The day everyone is bored

Bob:Ugh it’s April 21st.
Stacy:Let’s just take sleeping pills to make the day go away.
Bob:HOW ABOUT ALOT SO WE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS DAY AGAIN?
Stacy:You’re Right!

by BREATH AIR NOT VAPE June 14, 2022

april 21st

national maria day! on this day in 2002 a queen was born and her name is maria petito

what day is it?
bitch...today is april 21st...it’s queen maria’s birthday

what do you wanna do today?
omg are u kidding it’s national maria day today we can’t do anything but celebrate the queen maria!

by lvcrezia April 20, 2021

April 21st

April 21st is national send a tit pic day

guy: guess what day it is
girl: what day
guy: well april 21st is national send a tit pic day
girl: well then i guess i gotta do it

by hornyboy211 April 21, 2021

April 21st

National make out with your bf/gf day.

ITS TIME TO STEP IT UP AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR LOVER!!! April 21st

by Emma. Y April 21, 2022

april 21st

national go fuck urself day!

its april 21st! go fuck urself

by babykilla420 April 21, 2023