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Apocalyptic crush

When a person won't crush on you unless there is an apocalypse and no one is left in the world except you.
Don't try on him babe, you're his apocalyptic crush.
by Maplesyrup5384 January 24, 2021
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter

Awesome german death/black/heavy metal band, uses many different styles, variating in various songs from one to another. Has a medieval/apocalyptic theme, dark and brooding.
Awesome to listen to for any type of metalhead, unless you are a retarded nu-metal idiot that can't see past this wave of new bullshit.
An awesome song by Die Apokalyptischen Reiter would be The Almighty and Metal Will Never Die!
by GROMM July 23, 2004
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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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Post-Apocalyptic Currency

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.
by hellobrian October 30, 2008
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apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
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apocalypsis

Portmanteau of apocalypse and ellipsis.

Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."

When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:

The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.

Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.
Nobody "survived" Y2K, that B.S. was a total apocalypsis.
by comorbid June 28, 2009
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apocalyptic

a description of a person, place, item or event that was epically amazing in everyway.
Wow man, did you go to that Presidents of the United States concert? It was sool cool, it was practically apocalyptic!
by Becca the Rainbow monster August 4, 2008
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