angustora

Nuevo cockney rhyming slang for a person's bumhole:

Angustora Bitters = shitter.

Cockney 1: How did it go with that bird you met in Lidl then me old china?

Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.

Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.

by Double 2 October 1, 2021

Angsturday

A day dedicated to reading angsty books/fanfics on a Saturday.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Saturday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's Angsturday."
Person 1: "Oh! Don't get your heartstrings in a twist."

by Boikie September 4, 2025