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Rabbit Amnesty

Recycling scheme for dead dildos. Electrical appliances must now be recycled by law in some countries, the Rabbit Amnesty is a way of avoiding the embarrassment of handing over your old sex toys at your local recycling facility.
You must be joking, I wouldn't be seen dead handing in your worn out dildo. Just as well there's a rabbit amnesty to spare my blushes!
by ud40too December 16, 2011
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drool amnesty

n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.
A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers
by KJinEnglish December 4, 2013
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gone amnesty

To go amnesty is to completely lose touch with reality, no matter what the intention was, and to equate a victim with their abuser.
This phrase originates with the report Amnesty International published on August 4, 2022, which plays to Russian propaganda and has been widely criticized, including by Amnesty's own staff in different countries.
Unfortunately, even after multiple resignations of staff who disavowed the report, Amnesty's Secretary General Agnes Callamard and Advisor Donatella Rovera failed to recognize their mistakes and apologize to the people of Ukraine, thus invoking anger from the international community and particularly #NAFO fellas, who flood them with funny memes pointing at their mistake.
Apart from the report, there are multiple other examples where Amnesty went amnesty.
She's gone amnesty and said the Jews should have just made peace with the Nazis to stop the Holocaust.
by Ukrainian Community in Ireland September 13, 2022
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ahnesty

Ahnesty is the type of person who can make you smile at the worst of time but she is very beautiful she has the best smile anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend she's loyal and loves to party
My boy bestie found him an Ahnesty
by Maria Martinez June 21, 2017
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Aunesty

A very wonderful nice positive person. Aunesty can come off as white-washed, but she is just very literate. You never really see Aunesty mad, but when she is, DO NOT bother her. Usually Aunesty loves astrology & is very intelligent. Common sense wise, she may come off a little slow in the head, but academically she’s top notch. Aunesty is a very wonderful friend, & human being. We all love Aunesty.
Yooooo Aunesty!
by Florida Gal November 21, 2021
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amnestease

From "amnesty" and "tease". What American politicians do for the following reasons:

1) To convince illegal aliens that they "feel their pain", regardless of whether amnesty legislation has a chance of passing or not, in an attempt to gain long-term political support for their party.

2) When politicians claim that amnesty legislation really isn't amnesty legislation in an attempt to dupe the rather gullible American public.
"Hey, Vato, did chew hear that Congress is workeen on another amnesty bill? I hope it ain't another amnestease, bro."
by Russell H December 27, 2008
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