alisa

Alisa is a very crazy funny girl
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird

Damn i wanna bang that alisa, she looks smokinnn hot ya

fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner

by minkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 4, 2012

alisa

Hot beautiful sexy woman who steals the hearts and virginities of over 200+ men during her childhood and adult hood.

Did you hear about that mother in florida who stole her 10 year old sons virginity by having something called sex with him? What a alisa.

by Carlton Bamks January 22, 2011

Alisa

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet in your whole life. She's the kind of girl that deserves unconditional love because she's worth it. Shes loyal, sweet, and has a childish sense of humor that you can't help but adore. Once you fall for her, there isn't a way back up because Alisa has a way of making you love her more and more every day. There's never a dull moment with this girl who is beautiful inside and out.

Me: Damn! Is that Alisa?
My Bf: Oh fucc yeah! Did she glo- up or sum?
Me: *shocked by Alisa's radiant beauty*
Me: Don't do it-
My Bf: Imma do it
Me: *sighs*
My Bf: Im breaking up wit u shes mine now

by yeET_1227 October 1, 2019

Alisa

Easily the greatest most beautiful person anyone could ever ask for, their personality is amazing and their heart is gorgeous. She is sweet and has an amazing smile and the most kissable lips. If you manage to work up the courage to tell her you love her eventually, she’ll love you forever. The way she looks at you makes you nervous and enticed at the same time. Her voice is oddly attractive and the way she covers her face when she looks at you smile is adorable.

Alisa is an overall near perfect girl.

by Aguffey31 December 22, 2020

Alisa

The most kind loving sweet girl in the whole entire universe she is loving, sweet, kind, pretty, smart all of that good stuff she is an amazing go to person she is a light hearted loving girl she is one of a kind no one ever can replace her. Every guy that knows an Alisa will have an amazing bright future. No other guy can visualise anything without her

If you know an Alisa you are one lucky person!

Alisa is a miracle!

by Alisa lover August 30, 2018

Alisa

Super cool and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone says. She's really pretty but doesn't believe it. She can get really negative and she is really sarcastic. She is hilarious but most people don't hear what she has to say. People tend to not talk to alisa but they should.

" Oh who is she? She look lame"

" Hey! shush that's alisa. She's so nice"

by sexualcats2344 August 6, 2012

Alisa

A girl who is the best of the best.

Wow look at that Alisa I am so jelly...

by Jazmataz03 February 20, 2015