the mckenna alderman

(v.) when a female strips her pants off (while lights are on) as she crawls into bed with her drunken pray

best friend #1: damn i just pulled the mckenna alderman

best friend #2: no way! what did he do?!
best friend #1: he said “damn ok then” and took his off too

by anonymous April 10, 2023

elizabeth mf alderman

elizabeth mf alderman is one of the best people you could ever meet. she is a tough one to crack, and can sometimes be difficult to understand, but she is one of the most pure hearted souls i have ever come in contact with. i am so grateful to have met her, and im so glad to have formed a close bond with her. if you ever come in contact with elizabeth mf alderman, be grateful because shes a 1 in 8 billion, a 20 out of 10. what i’m saying is she’s perfect. (she also doesnt like cheesy stuff so i pray for myself for the day she see’s this😭🤭) i love you sm princess🤍

person 1: “look, its elizabeth mf alderman”

person 2: “woah.. she’s fking beautiful..”

by youalrdyknowwhoitiss July 31, 2024