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Albanian Neutral 

The Albanian definition of being neutral.
Saying/Thinking you are neutral when you clearly have radical/extreme views on a matter, topic or towards a certain group of people.
Person 1: What are your views on this certain group of people?
Person 2: Oh im pretty neutral, i just think they should all be killed in the worst possible way ever and their legacy removed from history.

Person 2 is Albanian Neutral.
Albanian Neutral by SapunDiler August 28, 2021
The country in which Voldemort hid while he recovered from the damage that Harry Potter had caused him.

Fact.
Voldemort: "I hid in the forests of Albania"
Albania by AlbaniaSupportsEvil November 17, 2009

Kanye Albania 

A satirical music meme page that posts mainly shitpost, music memes and oftentimes steals people's tweets that have the words "Kanye Albania" in them.
-Have you heard of Kanye Albania?
-No what's that?
-A shitpost meme page that steals people's tweets.
Kanye Albania by TomatoSos June 1, 2021

Albanian Goat Fucker 

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

The Albanian Terrorist 

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.
Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!

Albanian Blowjob 

A fellatio obtained from a goat, usually achieved by smearing ones genitals with salt or saltwater.
John: I heard Mike had an Albanian Blowjob yesterday.
Gerald: Poor goat...
Albanian Blowjob by STLRkira February 5, 2023