Aflockalypse

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.

Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?

by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011

pulling a Flo

When a person refuses to participate in an awesome activity for personal reasons that can include having to do work, not supporting dangerous activities, and generally being lame.

"Hey you want to go shotgun four beers and then go to Pub?"

"No man, its Tuesday and I have homework."
"You're pulling a Flo man!"

by Bad Choice March 24, 2008

afloda

a sexy duck that you play with in the shower.

omg. that afloda is really sexy.

by xoxoamypixoxo August 24, 2007

Aflockalypse

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).

Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!

by Thuperduper January 8, 2011

aflouncement

To announce you are going to flounce from an internet group in a post meant to cause drama and leave unanswered questions.

After Betty found the joke offensive rather than funny, she posted a vague aflouncement to the Facebook group.

by Gray green sky September 7, 2018

afloat

floating in water, not sinking

I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.

by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012