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Levi Ackerman

A bad ass character from Attack on Titan. Can easily beat you up. Known as humanity's best warrior. Kind of short, and a bit cold hearted. In his mid-thirties
You check out Attack on Titan yet?
Yeah man, Levi Ackerman is pretty awesome!
by krazyk198 July 16, 2014
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after work job

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is the Captain in the Survey Corps from the famous series Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan.

The main subject he’s known for besides his attractiveness is his title of ‘Humanity’s Strongest Soldier’. Being very strong, he’s known as one of the hopes for humanity against the titans.

He has raven hair with the front parted to the side along with an undercut, and eyes that change from silver like a knife to blue like the ocean. He also has very pale skin with a usual scowl on his face. One of his other well known qualities is his short appearance, standing at only 160cm, and his muscular body which looks to be slim when wearing clothes (65kg).

Levi has had one of the most tragic pasts in the series, losing many loved ones and growing up in the Underground. Though, this didn’t stop his will to fight. It only made him stronger and want to make sure their deaths had true meaning.

Levi may appear to be cold at first, but one of his best attributes is his care for other people. His emotionless mask hides an emotional, caring, and fragile heart who would always put others before himself. His entire life he’s not known the right choice and has always tried to choose what he’s regret least. Though he’s still regretted in the end, and no matter what happens to him in the future, with his incredibly strong heart I know he can get through anything that gets in his way. Mentally or physically. <3

(he’s also gorgeous <3)
“Hey, that really strong raven haired guy from Attack on Titan is so badass!”

“Yeah, do you mean Levi Ackerman?
by Rinilia_15 June 8, 2019
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Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
by M193 January 22, 2014
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Afterclown

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.
"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.
by toytechken October 18, 2014
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Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.
by godd707 February 6, 2022
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Afterdibs

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"
by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009
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