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Afflictionado

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.
That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.
by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010
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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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Afflict

To cause severe physical or mental distress or damage to something or somebody.
The weapon's afflict damages the shield beyond repair.
by Jafje April 15, 2007
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Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010
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Gang affiliated

Gang affiliated means that you have connections with a gang, means that you are part of a gang, or associating gangs
JJ: Ay yo my G, are you gang affiliated?

GG: No yeah for sure numbnuts, I told you I affiliated with the Crips yo.
by JJurOGforReal June 18, 2022
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affected

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.
I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.
by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017
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Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.
Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.
by Rik Smits May 19, 2008
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