Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Quiet accident

An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.

Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.

by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016

Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

Acid on acid

Acid-on-acid reptilian effect or simply "acid on acid", happens when you squeeze a fresh piece of lemon into your mouth at the pick of your LSD trip in order to achieve a sudden reptilian state of consciousness sending you back to the Jurassic period for a short time.

- As a Paleontologist, I'm really curious to know how it'd feel being a dinosaur during the Jurassic period!
- Really?! So you definitely gotta go "acid on acid" at the next weekend's rave buddy!

by Spacewalk October 30, 2013

Hydrochloric acid

Kills 100% of germs

THE NEW HYDROCHLORIC ACID KILLS ALL GERMS (and the surface you put it on)

by CDAtheDinoboy March 20, 2022

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011