Acetylsalicylic acid

The active ingredient in asprin and one of the ingredients in Alka-Seltzer. Acetylsalicylic acid (or its various translations) may be used as a generic term in countries where Bayer's trademark claim to asprin was not invalidated after World War I (e.g., Germany, Canada, Mexico).

The term may also see use where it is desired to refer to the pure chemical, as opposed to any medical formulations. It may also see use where the person saying it wants to sound scientific or very intelligent.

I took some acetylsalicylic acid for my headache.

by Oglesby Trelease July 15, 2010

acetylcholine

1) Neurotransmitter responsible for muscle movement.
2) An action word used to emphasize a movement.

2) For instance, shouting "Acetylcholine Kick!" when you kick something adds Power and Prestige to your Kick.

by Aurora May 20, 2004

Acetylsalicylic Acid

The scientific term for Aspirin. In many countries, notably Canada and Germany, "Aspirin" is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Any non-Bayer products are labelled with the abbreviation ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

The term Acetylsalicylic Acid, in its entirety, is rarely used in layman's conversations.

Just as many people refer to any tissue as "Kleenex," Canadians often refer to non-Bayer ASA as "generic Aspirin" or, simply, "Aspirin."

by DFJD May 17, 2006

actoliephobia

a fear that earwigs will come and eat your fingers in the middle of the woods at night

person1 "bro lets go camping in the woods!"
person2" i cant i have actoliephobia"

by rusty_scrap March 21, 2023

acehole

a person who aces all their test and proceeds to tell everyone that they have a higher grade than them.

Rob: Cindy keeps telling me about her 100 on her chemistry test
Mike: Me too. She's such an acehole.

by MC RAMASAMA May 25, 2014

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1. A protein, also known as 'tryptophan synthetase A protein' made up of 267 amino acids. It is the term for the formula C1289H2051N343O375S
2. The longest word in the world, consisting of 1918 letters.

1.
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Librarian: "Erm... sorry, I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
Nerdy Guy: "Oh, sorry"
Librarian: "That's okay,"

2.
Guy: "Hey, do you know the longest word in the universe?"
Other Guy: "Yes, is it... err... -points to screen saying methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenyl- alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl- gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl- leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl- serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl- glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl- glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl- alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl- alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl- glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl- glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl- lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl- leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl- asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl- tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl- aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl- glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl- alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl- prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl- alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl- isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl- tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl- alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl- glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl- glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl- valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl- glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl- isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl- prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl- alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginy- lserine-.
Guy: Yeah.

by Oliver Stone September 13, 2009

acehole

A huge fag. Incredibly unfunny. Tries his hardest to fit in, and still falls flat on his face.

Jeff is a huge acehole. We all hate him very much.

by Steve February 26, 2004