Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

Arun Abraham

You know who he is. He is one of the most lovable people you'll meet in your life. Caring, compassionate and most of all has a heart of iron. He is the biggest flirt ever, he has ripped abs and big biceps. He also slays his enemies with his big 30 inch horse cock!

an Arun Abraham just fucked my mother and my father was watching taking photos

by cocksucker (I like toast) May 6, 2019

Abrahamson Complex

When you are in love with and want a physical relationship with your male roommates.

That guy Jared sure has quite the Abrahamson Complex.

by Super Dino435 February 7, 2023

Abraham

This fabulous guy who is so sweet, talkative, funny, and natural. He can make anyone laugh easily, like to tease people, and do everything for anyone. He is the mostttttt amazing guy who everyone wants to be friend with. He can be paranoid about relationship because he cares about the person a lot. Anyone should be jealous of that person who is dating Abraham, the best name everrrrrr.

P.S. he is very sexy like seriously. Very Sexy.

Damn! Look at Abraham! He is so hot. Oh my god, I have to talk to him. My orgasm is exploding.

by The Sexy Abraham June 3, 2014

Abrahamist

a term to describe a follower of an Abrahamic religion, sometimes considered belittling

Why are Abrahamists so obsessed with Jerusalem?

by tory borty November 15, 2012