Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

by use your shark name. February 3, 2010

bear holding a shark

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

by christofer1 May 17, 2014

there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

by Adolf December 7, 2004

Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

by Schooldick September 21, 2017

carve a shark

When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.

Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!

by Smyleegirl13 August 14, 2017