queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

Pick a flower

It means to pick a spot to hit, slap, or kick

Drunk dad- "Why aren't the dishes washed" !!
Child- "Sorry dad!! I forgot, I had a long day so I took a nap."
Drunk dad- "that's it" !!
Child- "it's okay dad pick a flower and do it I'm used to the pain" :(

by iCoNiC r4T September 20, 2018

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

National give Ebba a flower day

This is a day where you have to give ebba a flower (celebrated nationally)

“Happy national give Ebba a flower day!”
“Thank you”

by xXWumpusXx December 15, 2021

skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo

A tattoo that signifies that the one wearing it has been raped or sexually assaulted in the past. The skeleton hand means that they'll never fully recover but the flower resembles that they want to feel love and are making an effprt to move on.

Person 1: hey they have a nice tattoo
Person 2: wat was it?
Person 1: it was a skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo
Person 2: that tat shows that they got raped
Person 1:oh damn

by Mrswim911 May 18, 2019

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old school idea of it but in a way of the hippies they may not agree with the modern-day ideals of the Liberals though they do have a lot of progressive ideals but they believe you should be nice to everybody even conservatives and people you don't agree with a flower liberal given that name puts on lot of vintage and retro clothing from the 60s and 70s or something similar they're mostly musicians or artists types or even poets something else what sets them apart from normal everyday modern liberals is there conspiracy bent like they're putting poison in their water or the government emotes virus on purpose

John is such a flower liberal he wants love and peace and he even loves conservatives even

by flowerliberal April 5, 2024

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old-fashioned sense with aspects of countercultural ideals like the hippies something else that sets them apart from most liberals is their desire to work with everybody they disagree with even conservatives some of them may even have somewhat of a conspiracy bent like they believe that the government is putting Plastics in food and water they may even think the government remotes hate Division and violence on purpose generally speaking a flower liberal is somebody who remotes peace and love to everybody even if they disagree with them are the name most of them take influence from the 60s and 70s even to their fashion they have a care-free attitude

John is such a flower liberal he says mann lot and he wants both liberals conservatives and everyone black and white just to come together

by flowerliberal April 5, 2024