gerty

yeehawer

hyn gerty

by mrr oreopie January 15, 2020

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 6, 2005

Gerty

A girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough sex with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. It is possible to tell whether a girl is a 'Gerty' due to her large 'assets', small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. Commonly mistaken for an Essex Girl.

Guy 1: 'I had a very weird night with that girl i picked up'
Guy 2: 'Did she want to be filmed having sex with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?'
Guy 1: 'Yeh! Do you know her?'
Guy 2: 'Maybe, she sounds like a Gerty though'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008

Gerty

A sweaty dick.

-It's so hot I'm sweating balls
- Yea, I've got a gerty just sitting here

- Gross

by 27DMac July 29, 2018

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008