Zufflewap

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

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Zoffee

"Zoom Coffee", when you would generally have a coffee meeting with someone, but now you need to it over Video Conferencing. Such as Zoom, WhatsApp, Skype, Microsoft Teams

Hey let's change our coffee date to Zoffee as I have COVID19

by yoshgoodman March 25, 2020

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Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

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zaffle

The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains.

You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.

by Brucester September 1, 2006

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